And then the other problem is that sometimes drugs just stop working for you.
These days, for me, even the occasional smoke gets me nowhere. None of it
really turns me on anymore. So I pretty much just say no when the joint goes
around, and every now and then, maybe when I’ve had a couple of beers, I say
yes and then remember why I usually say no.

The thrill has plain gone, so all I’m left with are the negative health ramifications.
And that sucks. Why? Because I love getting high. It’s fun.

Well, the good news is I have an excellent way to get an amazing Cosmic High
and I am happy to share this with you now.

Psychedelic Meditation.
Last night I spent forty minutes meditating before I went to bed. The first twenty
minutes were as close to being like hard work as sitting in a chair doing nothing
can be. Between minutes twenty and thirty I felt very happy, contented and at
peace with the world.

I spent the last ten minutes of my meditation watching the roof of my house lift off
to reveal a brilliant starry sky. A brightly coloured UFO was descending towards
me. I was beamed up and carried through space to the planet Noronge, where I
was unceremoniously ejected. Thankfully I had a soft landing and was soon
floating on a lazy, purple ocean, my face to the sky. The sun was shining and
warm and apparently upside down and in the water next to me was an ostrich.

He was wearing a raspberry-flavoured tuxedo, which he assured me (in a
perfectly understandable Swiss-Franco dialect) was waterproof. He offered me a
martini and began to reciting poetry. He read it out backwards because, he said,
looking at me out the corner of his ear, it smelt better that way. I had to agree…
I could go on but let me just confirm that I absolutely, positively did not take any
kind of drug whatsoever that day besides my morning coffee.

“But This is All Wrong; My Teacher said Meditation isn’t about Tripping Out, it’s about…”

There is a traditional view that the high feelings that meditation can bring on are not the valid or ‘real’ reason to meditate, and to an extent this is true in that there are deeper, more meaningful reasons to mediate than just to trip out.

The traditional Eastern teachings are full of admonishments not to get distracted by the “Chi Scenery” (Chi means Energy or Life Force), and if you were meditating for a higher purpose than just feeling good, then this would be a valid argument.
However, having said that, why shouldn’t you meditate to get high when it feels so good and is:

• healthy
• fun
• and a much better alternative to drugs (which are bad, mmm-kay)?

The answer is there is no reason that you shouldn’t practice Psychedelic Meditation to get high. If somebody questions you on this, just scoff and say “I am a Rebel Zen Master - I make up my own rules”.

Other Benefits of Meditating

There are many other benefits to practicing Psychedelic Meditation; here are just some of them:

• Mental Clarity
• Lasting true happiness
• Longevity
• Inner peace
• Improves Physiological Health
• Facilitates Healing
• The ability to control your emotions if you need to
• Hope for the future
• Decreased Stress and Anxiety
• Increased Happiness and Well-Being
• Lowers High Blood Pressure
• Increases Energy and Vigour
• Increased Creativity
• Increased Ability to Focus
• Helps Eliminate Headaches
• Can Help You Overcome Addictions
• Greater Self-Knowledge
• Sharper Intuition
• Spiritual insight
• A MIND BLOWING COSMIC HIGH!